The Ultimate Hate List

So which athletes did, and do, I openly root against? Who makes me cringe at their mere presence? Who gives me nightmares? Who am I sick of hearing about? With no further explanation, my twenty most reviled sports stars.

20. Ernie Irvan- He wasn’t a bad guy, but he wrecked a lot of racecars, and not just his. Accidents he directly caused ended Neil Bonnett’s career, broke Kyle Petty’s leg, and Dale Earnhardt’s clavicle. He also cost Bill Elliott a potential third Daytona 500 and second championship.

19. Jerry Rice- Without the Falcons, Jerry Rice goes down as one of the greatest receivers in NFL history. The Atlanta Falcons made him arguably the greatest football player of all-time.

18. Kirby Puckett- Game six. That’s all.

17. Bryce Harper- He’s the face of the baseball team I hate the most, idolized by the most moronic and delusional fan base in sports. That alone is enough. The cocky arrogance he plays with that goes above and beyond what’s called for, cement his place.

16. Carmelo Anthony- I don’t know exactly why, but I just do not like him. He’s overrated, if you ask me. Sure, he’s a great scorer, but what else? A great teammate? A leader? A defender? These ideas make me laugh. Yet he fancies himself on the same elite platform as Lebron or Durant.

15. Dale Earnhardt- As a person off the track, there are few better. I have my own personal story from Dixie Speedway in the fall of 1990 to attest to that. But I can’t ignore what happened on the track. He wrecked people, constantly, and intentionally. Some loved the hard charging, rough driving style. I didn’t. To me, he took good hard racing to unacceptable levels of just plain dirty driving. And anybody who was ever anybody during his prime, can cite plenty of examples. Waltrip, Wallace, Elliott, Bodine, Marlin, Labonte, etc…, you name ’em.

14. Eli Manning- I can’t put him here simply because he’s the most overrated quarterback since another SEC quarterback in New York was a part of a monumental Super Bowl upset. No, that alone isn’t enough. But much like John Elway years before, I absolutely loathe the manner he dictated which team he would go to upon being drafted by threatening not to even play if the Chargers drafted him. Who do you think you are? Seriously. What you are is the second coming of Joe Namath. Hype and great moments overshadow what a mediocre quarterback he is.

13. Terrell Owens- Does this really require explanation? Arrogant? Jerk? Locker room cancer? Everything you could possibly not want in a teammate. So much of it that the fact he was a great football player hardly even mattered.

12. Roger Clemens- He’s kind of like an Alex Rodriguez light. And not THAT light a version. He’s delusional, arrogant, self centered, and a liar. The stunt with Piazza and his incredulous explanation sums this asshole up perfectly.

11. Kyle Busch- I don’t mind cockiness and arrogance, “I like that in a pilot”. But you can go too far. I’m sorry, what Daytona 500, or Brickyard 400, or Coke 600 have you won? Have you even contended for a championship? Oh, you manage to regularly beat up on guys at the AA and AAA levels? Good for you. And this, “I’ve never wrecked someone on purpose”, bit. I really don’t know why he isn’t higher. Maybe the cease and desist letter from him endeared me to him a bit.

10. Drew Brees- Someone from the Saints has to be on this list, and Brees is as good a choice as anyone. He’s a guy who strikes me as less than genuine, and much more about self promotion than people think. To me, he’s done a fabulous job convincing people he’s this selfless, great team guy. I think he loves the attention all that brings on him. And he regularly kicks our ass.

9. Michael Vick- The despicable dog fighting aside, how many times can a player “rededicate” himself? Vick was given the keys to the franchise, and then spit on the face of everyone associated with it. His admittance that he put in minimal effort? Yeah, I’ll never root for his success on the football field.

8. Reggie Ball- If I didn’t actually number each person on this list, Reggie would have no idea where he ranks.

7. Richard Sherman- I think rule number one in sports and in competition is to respect your opponent. If you two want to talk trash on the field between the two if you, that’s fine. But I take issue when you publicly disrespect your peers. And if you’re going to talk a lot, and talk even more when you back it up, then face the music when you fail to back it up. Richard Sherman ducked the media last year after losing to a team he assured us they’d beat, and being burned by an overrated, sorry, “system wide receiver”.

6. Deangelo Hall- The only reason Sherman isn’t 6th. Hall is everything Sherman is, except a great player.

5. Kevin Garnet- Garnett defines bully. He rarely runs his mouth to people his own size or bigger, but he has no reservations about mixing it up with someone smaller than him. He’s a great player, but he’s an instigative bully that walks around like he’s never done anything wrong.

4. Kurt Busch- He and his brother are similar. The difference is, Kyle pretty much owns his black hat. Kurt pretends it’s everyone’s fault but his. Everything he says that tries to dispel that comes across as fake and contrived.

3. Alex Rodriguez- His own players union wants to expel him. Does anything more really need to be said? He’s the biggest fraud since that guy who nearly bought the Islanders. He’s the most disingenuous public figure I can think of. And to think, he was almost a Brave. Yikes.

2. Ray Lewis- I don’t care what he plead to. Ray Lewis was either partially (to what extent, we’ll never know) responsible for the death of another human being, or in the very least, responsible for the fact the killers never received justice. What makes it worse is how Lewis used this to make himself a victim, and talk about how Good was testing him, and citing this incident as his path to faith. Are you kidding me? People may hate the way Tim Tebow invokes God at every turn, but it doesn’t even compare to Ray Lewis. So spare me the “leadership”, and the theatrics, and dramatic speeches. Ray Lewis knows why a man was killed, but chose rather to cover up what happened to protect his friends, and then call himself a victim. Ok.

1. Jim Leyritz- I’m not even going here

15 most disliked media members

15. Matt Millen
14. Joe Simpson
13. Shannon Sharpe
12. Charles Davis
11. Joe Buck
10. Harold Reynolds
9. Phil Simms
8. Tim McCarver
7. Mitch Williams
6. Mark May
5. Skip Bayless
4. Donovan McNabb
3. Pam Ward
2. Chip Caray
1. Joe Morgan

10 most disliked coaches

10.Buddy Ryan
9. John Calipari
8. Tony Larussa
7. Barry Switzer
6. Lane Kiffin
5. Nick Saban
4. Bill Belichek
3. Urban Meyer
2. Sean Payton
1. Bobby Petrino

Dishonorable mentions- Yasiel Puig, Danny White, Manny Ramirez, Jeff George, Albert Belle, Jay Cutler, Matt Barnes, Dwyane Wade, Robert Smith, Kent Hrbek, Armando Benitez, Dwight Howard, Milton Bradley, Donovan McNabb, Roberto Alomar, Albert Belle, Ben Roethlisberger, Randy Moss, Latrell Spreewell

*There are obviously a slew of criminal athletes, even murderers, but some were before my time, and others were too inconsequential as an athlete to be considered*

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15 Comments

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15 responses to “The Ultimate Hate List

  1. You'reADouche

    whoever wrote this is an idiot. proofread next time! and if you hate your own announcers for your sports team, get a new team! (i assume since this is atlanta based…?)

  2. You'reADouche

    my favorite part was “Are you kissing me?”

  3. Ethan

    I hope you don’t think anyone cares what you have to say. I skimmed this and what a waste of time. Jump on the band wagon on Richard Sherman? You prob didn’t know who he was till Sunday. And Ray Lewis has done more positive in probably any given month than you will ever do in your life. Keep on hatin, you just sound like a miserable person. I pity you.

    • Hello pot.

      And you’re right. I’d never heard of him before Sunday. No clue who he was. I actually never watch football, and in particular took zero interest in the Falcons last year.

      I never said Ray Lewis hasn’t done a lot of good things. But that one thing is a pretty big one.

    • Hey, I want to tell you that NOBODY cares what you have to say…. By responding directly to what you said.

  4. Becky

    Nascar isn’t a sport.

    • Ya Boi

      best sports comment I saw on this page!

    • You’re entitled to your opinion Becky, but you’re also entitled to be wrong. Let me know what the definition of sport is, then check back with me.

      Actually, I’ll make it easy for you, since that seems to be your preference.

      An activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.

      Now you’re free to disagree with this as well, but you’re also free to be wrong about this as well.

      https://bengunby.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/just-what-is-a-real-sport/

      • Becky

        I love how cocky you are for being so ugly, gotta make up for it somehow, eh? Sitting in a car seat pissing on yourself as you drive left in circles for hours isn’t a sport. sorry that you feel you’re right. i hope you learn how to write something meaningful next time. you made my sports list of hate at #1 for even writing this crap

      • It’s not up for debate. Does it require physical exertion? Yes. Does it require skill? Yes. End of story. You can say whatever you want. You’re wrong.

  5. Becky

    lmao, you are an idiot! you are making me laugh so hard. go enjoy your track you redneck twat

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