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“The Moment I Knew”.

I feel like I’m all up in my feelings needing to play Taylor Swift songs about having to break up with someone you love because you just can’t justify or rationalize being with them any longer. And no, this isn’t about a woman. Well, kinda, I did equate the Braves to a woman once, and God that was accurate.

(Yes, this is a Taylor Swift playlist to get through today)

(Yes, this is a Taylor Swift playlist to get through today)

But I can’t with them anymore. These latest revelations are too damning, and too egregious. I have made excuse after excuse, and tried desperately to keep this fleeting love alive. I get the feeling that continuing on with the Braves is a lot like dating me. At some point, it simply becomes impossible to justify and rationalize continuing to do so. And this article, these revelations, these practices, reading those things, that was “The Moment I Knew”.

Finally, I  have reached that point and I have to love them from a distance. I wouldn’t even take free tickets to attend a game at this point, as every person in that stadium represents someone supporting what this wretched organization is doing to our beloved Braves.

I’ve dealt with a lot of losing teams in my life. 1-10 Tech in 1994, the 13 win Hawks team, my high school football team won one game my freshman and sophomore years, Bill Elliott’s 1999 & 2000 seasons, etc…. I can, although not always gracefully, handle the losing. Just care. Try. Show me you have a desire to win. Care about the fans. You know, simple stuff that really shouldn’t be that difficult. While I don’t like it, and I expect better, I’m not going to jump ship because my team stinks. I’ve never been that way, and never will be. I’ve been supporting losers my entire life in Atlanta, and really, it’s so ingrained as a part of me, I don’t know that I’d be the same without this long standing practice.

But this is beyond just losing on the field. This is being a horrible organization that makes horrible decisions on and off the field and represents itself in a way that is in no way concerned with its primary consumers, supporters, or fans. Not only are we possibly one of the worst sports teams in history, (which is fine by me, if you’re going to be bad, then be REALLY bad) there is the Hector Olivera situation, the fact that apparently we can’t keep an infield at a Major League quality, the continued employment of Fredi Gonzalez, the shady move to use public money to build an unnecessary new stadium, and now it’s being shown that we are out here fleecing tax payers all over the southeast. In other words, we epitomize everything wrong in sports today. And in many ways, we epitomize everything wrong in American business today. The Atlanta Braves are “big business” on Wall Street.

And I used “we” on purpose there. Because I don’t know when I’ll use it again as it pertains to the Atlanta Braves. I can no longer consider myself as a part of the Braves, because the Braves sure don’t consider me, or you, or any of us, a part of them. “We” is used by sports fans because we’re made to feel a part of the team, part of the organization, and even if it’s minuscule, we feel in some way our presence and our support contributes to the team’s success. These Atlanta Braves no longer do that. When they get their affairs in order, as in, a new owner, call me then. But they are now a they.

In a perfect world the shiny new money maker would be as empty as Turner Field next year, but it won’t be. The sheep will be out in masses lining the pockets of Liberty Media, while under the false pretense that Liberty gives a damn about a quality on field product, and even worse, under the false pretense they give one single shit about the fans or the communities they pillage to make their money. They’ll continue drinking the kool-aid that Liberty is just waiting for the new stadium to start spending, and then they’ll try to improve this team and quickly.

Hey, enjoy all this young talent, because like the bunch that came up at the beginning of this decade, once they’re established, they won’t be long for Atlanta. They’ll be flipped to acquire more “assets” as opposed to being paid to produce and help create a quality on field product that might actually cost Liberty Media some money to upkeep.

See, Liberty Media has figured out that in order to make profits, and to earn revenue, they don’t need to invest in the on field product at all. In fact, they hardly need to invest. They get tax paying citizens to make the investment, and then they get to reap the profits. I thought the Cobb County deal was bad, an ownership group recognizing new stadiums make money, no matter the on field product. Turns out, this is how they do business throughout the organization.

Because that’s all the Atlanta Braves are now, an asset, a part of a larger business, based halfway across the country that cares nothing about the locals that they’ve stolen from by making false promises to. This isn’t a baseball team trying to win. This isn’t a baseball team trying to make a difference in communities. Not even close. I mean, we thought the Yankees were the “Evil Empire”.

“Keep in mind, the Braves now are a fairly major real estate business as opposed to just a baseball club.”- John Malone, Chairman of Liberty Media

I will always love the Atlanta Braves fans, players, and the Atlanta Braves baseball team. But the Atlanta Braves “baseball” team as we knew it, no longer exists. It’s more machine now than baseball team, twisted and evil.

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Thanks For the Memories? Good Riddance Turner Field

I love how the Atlanta, errr, the Metro Atlanta Braves, are making 2016 about saying goodbye to Turner Field and all the “great memories” to have taken place. I mean, I get it, anything to distract ticket buyers and fans from the atrocity that is on the field, but this is just laughable.

The only people who should be saying, “Thanks for the memories”, to Turner Field are Atlanta Braves playoff opponents.

There have been 11, yes, 11 playoff series clinched at Turner Field over the 20 years it has been around. In nine of them, the Atlanta Braves watched from the home dugout as someone else celebrated on their field. Nine times they watched someone come into their house and slap them around and leave with all their valuables, and their wife. Half of the national league has celebrated winning a postseason series at Turner Field.

Seriously.

Just think about that for a minute. Half the league has won a playoff series and sprayed champagne inside a clubhouse at Turner Field. In only two decades. That’s special, folks, real special.

By comparison, there were eight playoff series clinched in Atlanta Fulton County Stadium in the 90s, and the Braves were victorious in six of those.

So spare me the, “thanks for the memories” bullshit when it comes to Turner Field.

Whether it was Eric Gregg calling strikes in Cuba in game five to set up a stunning defeat to the rent-a-title Marlins to begin the Turner Field legacy, Sterling Hitchock two hitting a team that won 106 games during the regular season while your Cy Young Award winner gets shelled in an elimination game, or giving up 24 runs to the Cardinals in a trio of games after allowing the fewest in the regular season, Turner Field has been not just the culmination of disappointment, but ugly disappointment. And disappointment it all too often hosted.

There’s losing three straight at home, with a four error game in the middle of it against Arizona to look back fondly on, following that up with a game five loss at home against San Francisco.

Or maybe you prefer remembering 2003 when the Braves led the National League in runs scored by over a full run per game, only to strike out 18 times in 15 1/3 innings against Kerry Wood at Turner while totaling five hits, including just three in an elimination game as a team the Braves won 13 more games than during the season advanced to the NLCS.

If that’s not a sunny enough memory, try 2004, watching Carlos Beltran go ape shit as the Braves allow 17 hits at home in an elimination game. Though, that’s what you get when Jaret Wright is your game five starter, I suppose.

If you still haven’t had enough fun going down memory lane, I’ve saved the best for last. And I only need for words.

Brooks Conrad.

Infield Fly.

Turner Field can’t be a distant memory soon enough. Unless you’re an Atlanta Braves playoff opponent, then you’re going to kinda miss the place.

 

 

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Post-Season Performance In American Pro Sports in the 21st Century

Where does your team rank? If they’re from Atlanta, particularly if they play baseball, it’s not good.

Games/Series Won Conf Final Title Game Championships
1 LA Lakers 29 7 7 5
2 New England Patriots 21** 9 6 4
3 San Antonio Spurs 29 8 5 4
4 Miami Heat 20 6 5 3
5 San Francisco Giants 12* 4 4 3
6 Chicago Blackhawks 16 5 3 3
7 Boston Red Sox 11 5 3 3
8 St. Louis Cardinals 16* 9 4 2
9 NY Yankees 13 7 4 2
10 New Jersey Devils 16 4 4 2
11 Pittsburgh Steelers 12** 5 3 2
12 Detroit Red Wings 18 4 3 2
13 Baltimore Ravens 15******* 4 2 2
14 NY Giants 10** 3 2 2
15 LA Kings 11 3 2 2
16 Seattle Seahawks 11**** 3 3 1
17 Detroit Pistons 16 6 2 1
18 Indianapolis Colts 12***** 4 2 1
19 Boston Celtics 14 4 2 1
Pittsburgh Penguins 14 4 2 1
21 Anaheim Ducks 13 4 2 1
22 Dallas Mavericks 13 3 2 1
23 Tampa Bay Lightning 10 3 2 1
24 Philadelphia Phillies 6 3 2 1
25 Carolina Hurricanes 3 3 2 1
26 St. Louis Rams 6* 2 2 1
27 Boston Bruins 10 2 2 1
28 Green Bay Packers 9**** 3 1 1
29 Colorado Avalance 11 3 1 1
30 LA Angels 5 3 1 1
31 New Orleans Saints 7*** 2 1 1
32 Arizona Diamondbacks 4 2 1 1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4 2 1 1
34 Golden State Warriors 6 1 1 1
35 Miami Marlins 3 1 1 1
36 Chicago White Sox 3 1 1 1
Detroit Tigers 6 4 2 0
38 Cleveland Cavaliers 11 3 2 0
39 Brooklyn Nets 10 2 2 0
40 Texas Rangers 4 2 2 0
41 Philadelphia Eagles 10*** 5 1 0
42 Philadelphia Flyers 12 4 1 0
43 Indiana Pacers 11 4 1 0
44 San Francisco 49ers 6** 3 1 0
45 NY Rangers 10 3 1 0
46 Oklahoma City Thunder 9 3 1 0
47 Carolina Panthers 6*** 2 1 0
48 Tennessee Titans 5** 2 1 0
49 Oakland Raiders 4* 2 1 0
50 Orlando Magic 6 2 1 0
Dallas Stars 6 2 1 0
52 NY Mets 3 2 1 0
Houston Astros 3 2 1 0
Chicago Bears 3 2 1 0
55 Arizona Diamondbacks 4** 1 1 0
56 Tampa Bay Rays 3* 1 1 0
Kansas City Royals 3* 1 1 0
Denver Broncos 3* 1 1 0
59 Ottawa Senators 7 1 1 0
Vancouver Canucks 7 1 1 0
61 Philadelphia 76ers 6 1 1 0
62 Edmonton Oilers 3 1 1 0
63 Colorado Rockies 2 1 1 0
Calgary Flames 2 1 1 0
65 San Jose Sharks 12 3 0 0
66 Phoenix Suns 8 3 0 0
67 LA Dodgers 3 3 0 0
68 NY Jets 6**** 2 0 0
69 Minnesota Vikings 4** 2 0 0
70 Atlanta Falcons 3* 2 0 0
71 Montreal Canadiens 8 2 0 0
72 Buffalo Sabres 5 2 0 0
73 Seattle Mariners 2 2 0 0
74 San Diego Chargers 4*** 1 0 0
75 Baltimore Orioles 2* 1 0 0
Jacksonville Jaguars 2* 1 0 0
77 Atlanta Hawks 5 1 0 0
Chicago Bulls 5 1 0 0
Sacramento Kings 5 1 0 0
Utah Jazz 5 1 0 0
Toronto Maple Leafs 5 1 0 0
82 Memphis Grizzlies 4 1 0 0
St. Louis Blues 4 1 0 0
Minnesota Wild 4 1 0 0
85 New York Knicks 3 1 0 0
Houston Rockets 3 1 0 0
Portland Trailblazers 3 1 0 0
88 Milwaukee Bucks 2 1 0 0
Denver Nuggets 2 1 0 0
Minnesota Timberwolves 2 1 0 0
Arizona Coyotes 2 1 0 0
92 Atlanta Braves 1 1 0 0
Chicago Cubs 1 1 0 0
Milwaukee Brewers 1 1 0 0
Cleveland Indians 1 1 0 0
Minnesota Twins 1 1 0 0
Oakland A’s 1 1 0 0
98 Dallas Cowboys 2** 0 0 0
Washington Redskins 2** 0 0 0
Miami Dolphins 2** 0 0 0
101 Houston Texans 2* 0 0 0
102 Pittsburgh Pirates 1* 0 0 0
103 LA Clippers 4 0 0 0
Washington Capitals 4 0 0 0
105 Washington Wizards 3 0 0 0
106 Charlotte Hornets 2 0 0 0
Nashville Predators 2 0 0 0
108 Toronto Raptors 1 0 0 0
New Orleans Pelicans 1 0 0 0
122 Washington Nationals 0 0 0 0
122 Cincinnati Reds 0 0 0 0
122 San Diego Padres 0 0 0 0
122 Toronto Blue Jays 0 0 0 0
122 Detroit Lions 0 0 0 0
122 Cincinnati Bengals 0 0 0 0
122 Cleveland Browns 0 0 0 0
122 Buffalo Bills 0 0 0 0
122 Kansas City Chiefs 0 0 0 0
122 Florida Panthers 0 0 0 0
122 NY Islanders 0 0 0 0
122 Columbus Blue Jackets 0 0 0 0
122 Winnipeg Jets 0 0 0 0

* denotes wins in “wild card rounds”

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Just Who is my Favorite Sports Team?

Someone asked me recently, of my favorite teams, which is actually my true favorite. My immediate answer was, “Chase Elliott”. But as I sit and think about this question, and how I’d answer if asked again, I think I might reconsider. As I thought, it got me thinking, just which teams ARE my favorite. Which teams would winning a championship mean more for me? And which ones is a championship so unfathomable that perhaps, it falls down the list simply because imagining it occurring is too far fetched for me to even attempt to wrap my arms around how I’d feel. So I’ve thought a lot about this, and I’ve come up with a list, in order, of the 25 things I’d most like to see occur in sports during my lifetime.

1. Atlanta Falcons win Super Bowl- I know I said Chase Elliott was my favorite team/driver, whatever you want to call it, and he is. However, I get to watch him 30 to 36 weekends a year. He’s also young, it’s his first year in major NASCAR racing. There’s going to be plenty of time for that.

The Atlanta Falcons however, are not young. The Falcons are nearing 50 years old, and still no championship. They were instilled as my favorite team growing up because they were my dad’s favorite team. It didn’t hurt that of the stick and ball sports, football is my favorite, and it’s not close. But not only that, the Atlanta Falcons are, besides the Elliotts, the only TRUE professional team based out of Georgia, and the only one based out of Atlanta, the Dream notwithstanding. Yes, the Braves and Hawks call Atlanta home now, but they didn’t originate here.

The Atlanta Falcons are Atlanta’s and Atlanta’s alone. We share no history (though at times, pawning some of this history off on another city wouldn’t exactly stink) with another city, no records, no uniforms, no logos, no anything. They’ve always been, the ATLANTA Falcons.

The day that this team brings a championship to Atlanta is one, that truthfully, I can’t even begin to describe the way I even think I’d feel. And I know what I’d ultimately actually feel would reach far, far beyond what I can conjure up in my mind.

2. Chase Elliott win a Sprint Cup Championship- As mentioned, Elliott is my “favorite”. If this question was posed 11 years ago, I would have put Bill Elliott winning a championship at 1, the Falcons winning a Super Bowl at 2. As much as I loved the Falcons as a kid, they didn’t compare to how much I loved “Awesome Bill”. And now that his son his here? I love the Falcons, but not like I root for this kid. The investment is deep. The history is deeper. The personal meaning, deeper than both together.

Through all the ups and downs of my relationship with my father, there is one constant. An Elliott in a racecar. There’s always an Elliott that we can come together over. Whether it was reminiscing about the good ole days of Bill’s hey day, or even his not so stellar moments, or it’s talking about the incredibly bright future of his son Chase, we will always have an Elliott. And for that, nothing can replace that. And that’s not saying the Falcons aren’t a “me and dad thing”, but it’s not close to our connection to the Elliotts, as I mentioned in a post nearly four full years ago.

So the day Chase Elliott hoists that championship trophy above his head, I’ll remember being there in 1988 at Atlanta International Raceway to watch his dad hoist one, and I hope, when it happens, I’m with my dad.

3. Georgia Tech College Football National Championship- This one is one I almost dropped lower, simply because of the improbability. Not to mention, I was alive for one of these, and despite being only five years old, I actually have vivid memories of Shawn Jones and William Bell running all through Nebraska’s defense in Orlando. However, it’s that improbability that ranks it so high on the list. Everyone knows I pull for Georgia when they don’t play Tech, and because I wasn’t alive for Georgia’s national title, and because there are so many other rabid SEC fans around here, I almost put them higher than Tech on this list. Then I thought, not only does a Tech title put it in the face of THOSE SEC fans, it does it to the Georgia fans I’ve heard nothing but ridicule from for almost the last quarter century. But alas, it’s not going to happen. But I can dream, right?

4. Georgia College Football National Championship- Like I mentioned above, I almost put this above Tech winning one, but it comes in a step below. I know some Tech fans may disown me for that thought, and some may even disown me for having them here, but that’s fine. I like all my home teams. When a team from Georgia plays a team from another state, I want the local boys to whip their ass. Every. Single. Time.

Beyond that though, I love Mark Richt. He’s everything right about college football and receives far, far, FAR more flak than he deserves. Whether it’s people incredulously going on about how he’s, “lost control of the program”, or the players, or to the even more asinine arguments about his lack of a national title, he receives unjust criticism.

The national title argument in particular irks me because it’s so stupid. Because the argument is so ignorant. I’m not here to get into details about that. But, if Richt could win one in Athens, it would shut those people up. And for that reason alone, them winning a national title makes the top four.

5. Chase Elliott Winning the Daytona 500- See above for the reasoning. The Daytona 500, in many ways, is almost the equivalent to a championship, so if Chase can pull that one off, it’s going to be one very, very special day.

6. Atlanta Braves World Series- Yes, we have one. And I was plenty old enough to enjoy and appreciate it. But not as much as I’d enjoy and appreciate it now. All the World Series losses as well that have added up over the years only add to the need for a championship. Hearing it from all these teams who over the past 25 years have made the playoffs, maybe 2 times, maybe three, or even five or six, but have two World Series rings, about how much greater an organization than the Braves they are (though currently employing Fredi Gonzalez gives these claims merit) gets old. A second trophy would shut them up.

7. Chase Elliott Nationwide Championship- It might seem high, seeing as how the Nationwide Series, or Xfinity Series, or whatever it will be next year, is basically the AAA minor leagues of NASCAR. However, unlike other minor leagues, they’re on major TV every week, they’re a multi million dollar sport, and, they’re the second most popular form of motorsports in America. So it’s not your typical minor league circuit. Throw in the fact that for Chase to win one, he’d have to do so at age 18 or 19…. It’d be pretty cool. Plus, with the way sports are around here in Georgia, it might be the closest we get to a championship in the next few years, well, until Chase goes and wins one at the Cup level.

8. Georgia Tech Basketball National Title- They’ve been closer than any other team in this state over the past 15 years when it comes to winning a title, though, you could argue that the 2012 Georgia football team was pretty dadgum close as well. They actually have played for a championship in this century. Nobody else say can say that. So there’s that. But, while I love my Jackets, and am an ardent follower and supporter, basketball just isn’t there with football, NASCAR, and even baseball. Notice, I still haven’t gotten to the Hawks yet. Being a Georgia Tech fan however is hard. We’re outnumbered, and the good times are becoming fewer and farther between. Something to cheer about, period, would be nice. But if Tech is going to win something, while I’d pick baseball first, the odds are much, much better in happens on the hardwood than on the Flats.

9. Kasey Kahne Sprint Cup Championship- Kasey Kahne is here because of Bill Elliott. When Elliott retired following the 2003 season, Kasey Kahne was tabbed to be his replacement in the no. 9 car, and immediately, I became a fan. At this point, there was no sign of a future Elliott coming into the sport, so I had to find a new guy to pull for. That Kasey was a contender off the bat, with so many agonizingly close runner-up finishes (much like Elliott) in his rookie year, pulling for him became easy, and difficult at the same time. Kahne is a guy with a lot of talent, that’s yet to put it all together. Watching him will his way into the chase (NASCAR’s version of the playoffs) this year with a gutty drive at Atlanta was pretty cool. Watching him finally put everything together and win a championship would be downright awesome. For ten years I’ve been a Kahne fan, but he better hurry. Once Chase Elliott arrives on the Sprint Cup circuit, he’s no longer going to be my top dog. Maybe he can pull it off this year, who knows?

10. Atlanta Hawks NBA Championship- I probably dropped them below Georgia State simply because of how infuriated and frustrated I am with the mess this organization is right now. And it’s probably because it’s been such a frustrating and infuriating disaster for so long, that they have fallen so far. Nevertheless, they’re still my team.

11. Georgia Tech Baseball College World Series

12. Kasey Kahne Winning the Daytona 500

13. North Carolina Basketball National Championship

14. Georgia Southern Football Being Ranked

15. Georgia State Basketball Final Four

16. Georgia Basketball National Championship

17. Atlanta Dream WNBA Championship

18. Georgia Tech Basketball ACC Tournament Championship

19. Georgia State Football Conference Championship

20. Kennesaw State Basketball NCAA Tournament Bid

21. Kansas City Royals World Series

22. Detroit Lions Super Bowl

23. North Carolina Football National Championship

24. Buffalo Bills Super Bowl

25. Cleveland Browns Super Bowl

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25 Sports Moments That Would’ve Broken Twitter

There are those moments when your suddenly fast and efficient Twitter timeline starts acting sluggish, even failing to refresh, or allow you to post. Usually it’s because something so big happened that everyone had to tweet about it at once, and we, “break Twitter”. There are those moments where suddenly 98% of the tweets on our timeline suddenly all become about the very same thing. In fact, many of the tweets are identical. And sometimes, these moments happen and the conversation continues to dominate hours, and days, after the initial event. Richard Sherman’s interview is the latest example of this phenomenon that was spawned by the sudden growth of social media. But what about those monumental events that were pre twitter? Which ones would we have loved, or hated, to have seen our timelines blow up over?

Every sports moment in history, while technically eligible, really isn’t. More recent events are at the forefront, as the popularity of sports has boomed thanks to TV, in particular, cable TV. Before the last quarter of the 20th century, I would argue few sports stories really and truly gripped a nation. So instead, I’m looking at the ones that did have everyone’s eye, or at least a glance, and the absolute madness with which twitter would have exploded were it around then. As such, the perceived popularity of the sport at the time goes a long way in dictating the inclusion and location of an event on this list.

Additionally, events that transpired beyond just sports rank higher thanks to the manner in which even the non sports fan finds themselves part of the discussion. And while perhaps a particular event itself may not have had the same power in terms of the ramifications regarding it’s sport as others, if it spawned debate, or even had people drawing battle lines, it crawls up the list as well. A moment where the “WOW” factor is such that upon reading the exclamations and adjectives used to describe what just took place leaves even the non fan reaching for the remote to tune in just to see what’s going on. A lot goes into making something memorable, and even more goes into giving it the ability to have everyone talking. That said though, we’re not all going to agree, but here are the 25 moments with the most ability to “break twitter”.

25. Colorado 5th Down vs Missouri- Could you imagine if a national championship contender was allowed a fifth down to pull out a late victory and stay in the title hunt? Bad calls become news very quickly, and one has to wonder if the Big Eight would’ve handled things differently had they come under intense fire, immediately.

24. SMU Death Penalty Handed Out- This would be higher if we had perhaps known just how deep college football, and of course SMU, would feel its impact years later. I tell you though, the pay for play debate would have never been more front and center.

23. Eric Gregg’s Game Five Strike Zone- As mentioned, few things get the masses stirring like questionable officiating, but let it happen in the postseason and involve one of sports most polarizing teams of its generation. Marlins fans would’ve been ashamed to claim victory.

22. U.S. Robbed vs Soviets in 76 Olympics- I can’t really speak too well on the popularity of Olympic basketball, but I do know we were not exactly sending Christmas cards to the soviets then, and Americans excel at feigning patriotism. So if we feel we’ve been screwed, by our biggest international enemy, see how fast we unite…. For a day or two.

21. Pass Interference on Miami vs Ohio State Fiesta Bowl- Few programs elicit the type of reaction from fans that Miami did when Miami was being Miami. If you didn’t jump on the bandwagon, you probably hated them. But even if you did, even you would’ve been a bit dismayed at a pass interference flag being thrown so absurdly late that the Miami celebration was well in full effect before the ref threw his flag. Correct call or not, the late nature of it would’ve been met with tremendous uproar.

20. Jordan Championship Clincher vs Utah- We assumed this was Jordan’s final career shot, and it should’ve been. It was the perfect singular moment to wrap up one of the most incredible careers of all-time. Or so it should’ve been.

19. Jimmy V’s Cancer Speech at ESPYs- This is one of those moments where the tweets would read, “Doesn’t matter if you like sports or not, turn it to the Espys to hear this incredible speech”. The only reason its not higher is that this likely became a much bigger story the next day.

18. Nancy vs Tonya- Oh, we love some drama and violence in our society, and while figure skating only partially grabs any of our attention just once every four years, this story would’ve been impossible to ignore. Mainly because I can’t imagine what all the meme and gif artists would do with Nancy and her, “why me?” crys of anguish.

17. Buster Douglass Knocks Out Tyson- The indestructible had been destroyed. Tyson going down forever changed him, and forever changed boxing. It was one of the most monumental upsets in sports history, and the shock would’ve been felt everywhere.

16. Blown Call 1985 World Series- Have you noticed the controversial call theme? Of course this wasn’t controversial, this was just wrong. And who knows, maybe the Royals come back and win game six anyway. But let’s be real, every last one of us would’ve felt like the Cardinals had a World Series stolen from them. We get it MLB, you’ve spent the next thirty years trying to make up for it.

15. Pete Rose’s Lifetime Ban- Alex Rodriguez still is a topic of conversation, and we hate, and are tired if him, and just want him to go away. That wasn’t the case with Pete Rose, and there were multiple camps people found themselves in, depending on their view, and just how extreme they went with it. But announcing the all time hit king was banned, for life…

14. Jeffrey Maier- More postseason baseball controversy, aided by involving the biggest professional sports team in the world. The play gave Jeter a home run and the Yankees a win, that unfairly changed the direction of the ALCS. And without this, Jim Leyritz may never happen. Just throwing that out there.

13. Webber’s Timeout- There’s little society seems to enjoy more than shredding celebrities for making mistakes, especially athletes, and especially really dumb mistakes. The polarizing nature of the Fab Five and the status of North Carolina basketball, along with one of the dumbest blunders ever, and Twitter would’ve erupted. Of course, had he not taken the timeout and had Michigan won, we’d been talking about the egregious missed travel call that immediately preceded the ill fated timeout.

12. Scott Norwood Miss- In all fairness, Norwood has been unfairly vilified for missing the field goal that would’ve given the Bills a Super Bowl, and potentially prevented the Patriots dynasty. But that wouldn’t have mattered then. The reaction to the missed kick would have sent Twitter into a tizzy. Though, with real football fans, that would’ve begun earlier, as the questioning of Buffalo suddenly getting conservative once across the 40 would’ve made Marv Levy far more culpable in the defeat.

11. Buckner’s Blunder- One of the most famous sports curses to ever exist was on the verge of being exorcised, in a matchup involving two gigantic fan bases. And then the routine of the routine suddenly became not so routine. Bill Buckner got it bad enough as it was, could you imagine if this happened today?

10. Mike Tyson Ear Bite- To quote Al Michaels, “He did what?” Because for those not watching the fight live, this would’ve been the reply from just about everyone upon reading of what Mike Tyson did to Evander Holyfield in the ring that night. We thought the Douglass fight sent shockwaves, no, not even close.

9. Steve Bartman- This was similar to the Jeffery Maier debacle, except, this wasn’t an illegal play, and, oh, right, this did not help the home team. Instead, it only substantiated a belief in curses. Oh, sure, there was the Alex Gonzalez error, and the fact that the Cubs didn’t get out of that 8th inning anyway, but who cares? This moment encapsulated a century of failure.

8. 1979 Daytona 500 Ending- People are going to question this, but there’s a very good argument for this being so high. This was in the days before cable TV was a thing, you watched what the broadcast networks had, and that was it. It was the dead period of the sports year, and a massive winter storm pretty much snowed the entire east coast in. In other words, most of the country was tuned into the first ever live, flag to flag televised Nascar race ever. And what they saw would have had anyone and everyone talking.
7. Do You Believe in Miracles- As mentioned earlier, we Americans love displaying that contrived patriotism, and the Olympics are our favorite stage. Amazing how many people are huge hockey fans every four years, myself included. But this one was a little different. For starters, it was our good friends the soviets on the other side, and even better, we played the role of the one thing America loves the most, the underdog. And were we ever an underdog.

6. Mark McGwire 62- Baseball was undone by the strike and was in desperate need of something to help it recapture its place in our hearts. While at the time we were naive to the long term ramifications, or perhaps just turning a blind eye, we got it with Mark McGwire and the great home run race of 1998. The night McGwire hit 62, every last one of us was glued to the TV, and if we could’ve been, glued to Twitter.

5. Dale Earnhardt’s Death- Earnhardt’s death remains as large as any death in American sports history. From the sheer magnitude thanks to his mega superstar status, to the safety reform all throughout motorsports, all the way to being on the cover of Time Magazine, this was big. Adding to it was that never before had such a superstar in any sport been killed while in competition. Throw in the fact that any time Nascar comes up the absurd discussion (and I purposefully don’t use the word debate, because its not one) as to whether its a sport or not takes hold, and you have the epitome of a Twitter takeover.

4. Brawl at the Palace- It will always go down as one of the darkest days in American sports, and it seemed to personify everything that was perceived to be wrong about the NBA. To say it was ugly barely scratches the surface. And of course, this story put the race card in the center of the table where it couldn’t be ignored.

3. Baseball Cancels End of 1994 Season- Albeit for entirely different reasons, the day they announced there would be no World Series in 1994 was equally as dark. And while of a different nature, battle lines were drawn. Were you a fan of billionaire owners or millionaire players? Or did you hate them both? We think we suffer through no baseball from November to March, imagine being told in August there’d be no baseball until….. Until who knows when.

2. Magic AIDS Announcement- The religious moral police? The acceptance of homosexuality? Race? Yeah, let’s roll them all into one and see how many of us don’t lose about twenty followers a day. The Macklemore performance had people typically friendly involved on heated discussions where animosity was clear. Just imagine this. This was the day AIDS became real. This went beyond the arguably greatest basketball player of a generation retiring early. Transcendent was made part of the dictionary just for stories like this.

1. The O.J. Trial Verdict- As big as the Magic story was, the verdict coming down on the biggest trial in American history trumps it. From a pure historical and societal context this story alone contends for the top spot. Think about the Casey Anthony and George Zimmermann verdicts and recall how huge those stories were. Recall the debates, arguments, and vitriol spawned from them. Now make it O.J. Simpson, no regular Joe who is only famous because of his trial, and you have, pre 9/11, the biggest news story, period, of our generation.

There were also stories that lacked a defining moment, but were themselves large enough, and captivating enough, that I’d be remiss to ignore them.

Ray Lewis Atlanta Murders Saga

Tiger Woods First Masters Win

Latrell Spreewell Choking Incident

Mike Tyson Rape Case

John Elway vs Baltimore Colts Standoff

And strictly for my own Atlanta people, there’s a few that for could vie for a top five overall spot. So here are the twenty-five moments that would’ve broken Atlanta twitter

25. Jamal Tears ACL 1999
24. Otis Nixon, The Catch
23. Bobby Hebert to Terrance Mathis and Into the Playoffs
22. Calvin Johnson vs Clemson
21. Signed Greg Maddux
20. Greene to Michael Johnson vs Auburn
19. Colorado 5th Down
18. Lindsey Scott
17. Marvin Williams Over Chris Paul
16. Otis Nixon Bunts to Finish 1992 World Series
15. Hideo Nomo Named Rookie of the Year
14. John Rocker
13. Reggie Ball on Fourth Down
12. We’ll See You Tomorrow Night, Kirby Puckett
11. Acquired pick to draft Michael Vick
10. Jasper Sanks “Fumble”
9. Eric Gregg’s Strike Zone
8. Bobby Petrino Quits
7. Vick Breaks Leg
6. Clinch 1991 National League Pennant
5. Jim Leyritz
4. Gary Andersen’s Miss
3. Morten Andersen’s Make
2. Braves Win! Braves Win! Braves Win!
1. World Champs

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The Ultimate Hate List

So which athletes did, and do, I openly root against? Who makes me cringe at their mere presence? Who gives me nightmares? Who am I sick of hearing about? With no further explanation, my twenty most reviled sports stars.

20. Ernie Irvan- He wasn’t a bad guy, but he wrecked a lot of racecars, and not just his. Accidents he directly caused ended Neil Bonnett’s career, broke Kyle Petty’s leg, and Dale Earnhardt’s clavicle. He also cost Bill Elliott a potential third Daytona 500 and second championship.

19. Jerry Rice- Without the Falcons, Jerry Rice goes down as one of the greatest receivers in NFL history. The Atlanta Falcons made him arguably the greatest football player of all-time.

18. Kirby Puckett- Game six. That’s all.

17. Bryce Harper- He’s the face of the baseball team I hate the most, idolized by the most moronic and delusional fan base in sports. That alone is enough. The cocky arrogance he plays with that goes above and beyond what’s called for, cement his place.

16. Carmelo Anthony- I don’t know exactly why, but I just do not like him. He’s overrated, if you ask me. Sure, he’s a great scorer, but what else? A great teammate? A leader? A defender? These ideas make me laugh. Yet he fancies himself on the same elite platform as Lebron or Durant.

15. Dale Earnhardt- As a person off the track, there are few better. I have my own personal story from Dixie Speedway in the fall of 1990 to attest to that. But I can’t ignore what happened on the track. He wrecked people, constantly, and intentionally. Some loved the hard charging, rough driving style. I didn’t. To me, he took good hard racing to unacceptable levels of just plain dirty driving. And anybody who was ever anybody during his prime, can cite plenty of examples. Waltrip, Wallace, Elliott, Bodine, Marlin, Labonte, etc…, you name ’em.

14. Eli Manning- I can’t put him here simply because he’s the most overrated quarterback since another SEC quarterback in New York was a part of a monumental Super Bowl upset. No, that alone isn’t enough. But much like John Elway years before, I absolutely loathe the manner he dictated which team he would go to upon being drafted by threatening not to even play if the Chargers drafted him. Who do you think you are? Seriously. What you are is the second coming of Joe Namath. Hype and great moments overshadow what a mediocre quarterback he is.

13. Terrell Owens- Does this really require explanation? Arrogant? Jerk? Locker room cancer? Everything you could possibly not want in a teammate. So much of it that the fact he was a great football player hardly even mattered.

12. Roger Clemens- He’s kind of like an Alex Rodriguez light. And not THAT light a version. He’s delusional, arrogant, self centered, and a liar. The stunt with Piazza and his incredulous explanation sums this asshole up perfectly.

11. Kyle Busch- I don’t mind cockiness and arrogance, “I like that in a pilot”. But you can go too far. I’m sorry, what Daytona 500, or Brickyard 400, or Coke 600 have you won? Have you even contended for a championship? Oh, you manage to regularly beat up on guys at the AA and AAA levels? Good for you. And this, “I’ve never wrecked someone on purpose”, bit. I really don’t know why he isn’t higher. Maybe the cease and desist letter from him endeared me to him a bit.

10. Drew Brees- Someone from the Saints has to be on this list, and Brees is as good a choice as anyone. He’s a guy who strikes me as less than genuine, and much more about self promotion than people think. To me, he’s done a fabulous job convincing people he’s this selfless, great team guy. I think he loves the attention all that brings on him. And he regularly kicks our ass.

9. Michael Vick- The despicable dog fighting aside, how many times can a player “rededicate” himself? Vick was given the keys to the franchise, and then spit on the face of everyone associated with it. His admittance that he put in minimal effort? Yeah, I’ll never root for his success on the football field.

8. Reggie Ball- If I didn’t actually number each person on this list, Reggie would have no idea where he ranks.

7. Richard Sherman- I think rule number one in sports and in competition is to respect your opponent. If you two want to talk trash on the field between the two if you, that’s fine. But I take issue when you publicly disrespect your peers. And if you’re going to talk a lot, and talk even more when you back it up, then face the music when you fail to back it up. Richard Sherman ducked the media last year after losing to a team he assured us they’d beat, and being burned by an overrated, sorry, “system wide receiver”.

6. Deangelo Hall- The only reason Sherman isn’t 6th. Hall is everything Sherman is, except a great player.

5. Kevin Garnet- Garnett defines bully. He rarely runs his mouth to people his own size or bigger, but he has no reservations about mixing it up with someone smaller than him. He’s a great player, but he’s an instigative bully that walks around like he’s never done anything wrong.

4. Kurt Busch- He and his brother are similar. The difference is, Kyle pretty much owns his black hat. Kurt pretends it’s everyone’s fault but his. Everything he says that tries to dispel that comes across as fake and contrived.

3. Alex Rodriguez- His own players union wants to expel him. Does anything more really need to be said? He’s the biggest fraud since that guy who nearly bought the Islanders. He’s the most disingenuous public figure I can think of. And to think, he was almost a Brave. Yikes.

2. Ray Lewis- I don’t care what he plead to. Ray Lewis was either partially (to what extent, we’ll never know) responsible for the death of another human being, or in the very least, responsible for the fact the killers never received justice. What makes it worse is how Lewis used this to make himself a victim, and talk about how Good was testing him, and citing this incident as his path to faith. Are you kidding me? People may hate the way Tim Tebow invokes God at every turn, but it doesn’t even compare to Ray Lewis. So spare me the “leadership”, and the theatrics, and dramatic speeches. Ray Lewis knows why a man was killed, but chose rather to cover up what happened to protect his friends, and then call himself a victim. Ok.

1. Jim Leyritz- I’m not even going here

15 most disliked media members

15. Matt Millen
14. Joe Simpson
13. Shannon Sharpe
12. Charles Davis
11. Joe Buck
10. Harold Reynolds
9. Phil Simms
8. Tim McCarver
7. Mitch Williams
6. Mark May
5. Skip Bayless
4. Donovan McNabb
3. Pam Ward
2. Chip Caray
1. Joe Morgan

10 most disliked coaches

10.Buddy Ryan
9. John Calipari
8. Tony Larussa
7. Barry Switzer
6. Lane Kiffin
5. Nick Saban
4. Bill Belichek
3. Urban Meyer
2. Sean Payton
1. Bobby Petrino

Dishonorable mentions- Yasiel Puig, Danny White, Manny Ramirez, Jeff George, Albert Belle, Jay Cutler, Matt Barnes, Dwyane Wade, Robert Smith, Kent Hrbek, Armando Benitez, Dwight Howard, Milton Bradley, Donovan McNabb, Roberto Alomar, Albert Belle, Ben Roethlisberger, Randy Moss, Latrell Spreewell

*There are obviously a slew of criminal athletes, even murderers, but some were before my time, and others were too inconsequential as an athlete to be considered*

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Dividing Line Among Braves Fans; Attendance, It’s Not as Bad as You Think

Chipper Jones tweet last night after the game against the Rockies created a local, well, to some extent, even national, firestorm in regards to the poor attendance at Braves games. And I say poor because that is the perception. While the Braves attendance certainly isn’t among Major League Baseball’s best, to say it is poor would be wrong. It’s right about average.

The Braves attendance ranking over the past five years has been 14th, 15th, 13th, 15th, and so far in 2012 16th. So as I said, it’s not near the top, but it’s also not near the bottom.

I’ll try to avoid the oft used, but entirely accurate, typical explanation about how Atlanta is full of people who aren’t actually from Atlanta. This one everyone should be aware of by now, and to deny it’s role in their attendance is absurd. So I’ll look at some other factors as we compare these horrible, lousy, worthless Braves fans to the rest of the country.

Take into consideration just this year, shall we?

The two last place teams in baseball in attendance are the Tampa Bay Rays and the Oakland Athletics. As the season stands now, the A’s would be in the playoffs, while the Rays (who played in a world series a short time ago and made the post season last year) sit merely 1 1/2 out of a playoff spot in the American League.

But I won’t stop there. Both the Baltimore Orioles and the Chicago White Sox (who have been playing baseball in Chicago for 111 years) rank behind the Braves in attendance this season. This of course despite the fact that these two teams both lead their divisions, in September.

But we can keep going from there. The Arizona Diamondbacks, division winners a year ago, and amid the playoff race through late August this year, also rank behind the Braves. One of the feel good stories of the year, the Pittsburgh Pirates, they who are without a winning season in 20 years, but still a proud franchise that dates back to 1882 (which for you math experts isn’t even 20 years after the Civil War ended) are just two games out of a playoff spot, yet rank behind the Braves in attendance.

So can we stop with the bashing of how Atlanta is full of such horrible baseball fans that won’t come out to see a winner?

I’m curious however when it comes to other stadiums, if you polled all the fans in attendance, how many of those in the ballpark actually live in the city in which the stadium resides. And no, I don’t mean they live on a suburb just outside of town, but rather, in the city.

I’d bet the numbers are pretty high in a lot of the major market teams in baseball. Which brings me to my next point.

Of the 15 teams ahead of the Braves in attendance this year, only four, the Rangers, Cardinals, Reds, and Twins play baseball in a city that doesn’t have a larger population than Atlanta based on the 2010 census.

It must be noted however that while Arlington ranks behind Atlanta in population, and not by much I might add, there’s this other city that pretty much backs right up to Arlington, you might have heard of it. You know, Dallas!

After that, it also must be taken into consideration that two of those teams, the Reds and Cardinals have been around since 1882. They might have had just a wee bit of time to build up a more solid fan base. Throw in the fact that the Cardinals are the defending world champions and the Reds are tied for the most wins in baseball, this is perhaps a little bit better understood.

It should also be noted, that if you’ve ever been to Cincinnati, when it comes to a sports team, the city offers very little else. It’s not like the Bengals are out stirring up hope, nor is Cincinnati exactly a college football hot bed. Your best argument is Xavier and Cincinnati college hoops.

As far as St. Louis goes? That town IS the Cardinals. There’s a reason they’re widely known as the best fans in baseball.

You have to consider that Atlanta only has barely over two-thirds the population of Denver… So, it’s not like the Braves are on equal footing competing with these other cities.

Making matters worse, is MARTA. Hopefully you haven’t had to use it much, but if you have, you understand what I’m talking about. It’s reach outside of the city is limited, at best. And even within the city, it doesn’t make a lot of points readily accessible. The fact you have to walk all the way through underground, to then catch a bus, to take MARTA to a Braves game is just unacceptable and a horrible inconvenience.

So I’m curious, what would attendance in places like Philadelphia, or San Francisco, or Chicago, or Boston, or Baltimore be if the majority of their fans also lived outside the city. And I’m curious as to what those numbers would be if they were to still be allowed to maintain their current public transit systems. But imagine if they had ours? Do you really think they’d be selling out a Tuesday night game against a horrible Rockies team when the pitcher on the hill is one who inspires no confidence of winning?

Speaking of which, Chipper picked a bad game to choose to call out the fans for not showing up. Maybe he forgot it was the day after a holiday weekend. Maybe he forgot that all kids are pretty much back in school now. Maybe he forgot that anyone who dared go anywhere in Atlanta all weekend was probably sick of driving due to amount of traffic. Traffic that was far worse than ordinary because all you had going on within 90 minutes of Turner Field this weekend was two college football games among ACC and SEC schools, Georgia’s home opener, three Braves games, Dragon-Con, and the NASCAR race weekend down at Atlanta Motor Speedway. So maybe, JUST maybe, there had been a few other things going around to help detract from people coming for a Tuesday night game against a bad baseball team.

But you know, the worst part about this isn’t that the national media, or other fans are mocking Atlanta for it. No, it’s that there has been a dividing line drawn among Braves fans themselves. You have Braves fans calling out other Braves fans for not being at baseball games, and this to me, is entirely unacceptable.

It’s pretty well documented right now and well known that the economy is pretty much in shambles right now. If it hasn’t affected you, that is great, and I’m happy for you. But don’t you dare sit there and assume it hasn’t impacted the lives of other people.

Yes, tickets can be very inexpensive, and yes, MARTA itself doesn’t cost a lot of money. But if you think that’s the only cost that goes into a Braves game, then you probably lead a very, very fortunate life.

As mentioned earlier, a great deal of Braves fans do not live in the city, and the public transportation system is borderline useless. So being able to just on a whim decide you’ll go to a Braves game, right after work, or just up and decide to go to one, and be able to do so smoothly and be home at a decent hour, not nearly as feasible here as in other cities with professional baseball teams.

If you live north up 85, or are in the Cumming, Lawrenceville, Duluth or Buford area, why would you spend the gas money, take the time, buy the more expensive tickets for Atlanta Braves games constantly when you can just go to Gwinnett?

This of course is an awesome response to the ignorant comments that people who don’t go to Atlanta Braves games aren’t true fans because they aren’t helping pay the payroll. Well, last I checked, the Gwinnett Braves were a part of the Atlanta Braves organization. Maybe some people in their condescending ride on the high horse above the rest of the world didn’t notice that. I don’t know.

In addition, the number of reasons people can’t attend ball games may generally start with financial reasons, but there are countless others. Proximity to the stadium, work schedules, whether they have children or not, transportation, or even health related issues. To hear other fans publicly calling them out saying that they, “have no excuse” for not going, actually sickens me.

Who are these people to tell other people how to spend their money? Who are these people to tell other people what they have “no excuse” for either doing or not doing. Have they walked in their shoes? Do they even know the first thing about them? It’s quite appalling actually.

Claiming someone is less of a fan because they don’t attend games is actually probably hurtful to some people. To some, they brush it off, some get ticked off, others may laugh about it. But to imply that someone you don’t know, and you don’t know why they haven’t gone to a game, or as many games as you deem they should, can be hurtful, and mostly because it is coming from a fellow Braves fan.

Sure, the argument is people are speaking out in general about Braves fans and that nobody is being singled out. Tell that to the countless, COUNTLESS people who just felt real singled out. It’s not like Braves don’t hear it enough from the rest of the country, but when your own Braves family is doing it to you, that’s just not kosher.

I can’t expect ESPN, or Phillies fans, or other sports fans across the country to ever accept any of the reasons Braves attendance isn’t great (because I will not call it poor). But Braves should be more willing to accept and acknowledge the hurdles faced by the Braves in an effort to boost attendance.

When some 25 or 30 year old tells some 45 or 50 year old Braves lifer they aren’t a real Braves fan because they don’t go to games, that 45 or 50 year should simply slap them across the face repeatedly with a lineup card from just about every team from the 70s and 80s that they endured.

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